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Mr Murley's Weekly Messages

Mr Murley's Weekly Messages

 

Please click on the links below to hear the messages Mr Murley has sent out each Friday to all our families over lockdown. Please be aware that the links take you through to YouTube so your children will need to be supervised once they have finished watching Mr Murley's videos!

 

Scroll down to find a list of the winning jokes in our weekly joke competition!

Mr Murley's Winning Jokes!

 

15th January

What is the world’s strongest vegetable?

A Muscle Sprout!

 

22nd January

Two fish are in a tank.

One fish said to the other:

“How do you drive this thing?”

 

29th January

What do you call a very fast cake?

Scone!

 

5th February

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink!

 

11th February

What do you call a group of Seaside teachers on the London Underground?

A tube of Smarties!

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